Bitcoin Maxis in Denial: Why the “To the Moon” Rocket Might Crash Land 🚨📉

Oh, sweet mercy! Bitcoin maxis are back, screaming “NEW ATH INCOMING! 🚀🌕” like over-caffeinated parrots, while ignoring the Chernobyl-level meltdown warnings flashing on every chart. “TA is for noobs!” they chant, as RSI bearish divergences glow brighter than a Vegas strip club sign. 💃🔥
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Let’s play a game: Spot the Delusion! 🕵️♂️


The Delusional Moon Mission 🚀🌕

Price is technically rising, but momentum? It’s dragging like a sleep-deprived dogecoin trader after a 48-hour leverage bender. 📉😴 RSI divergence? Nah, just a “glitch,” say maxis, while their hopium tanks hit E. Remember November 2021? When BTC faceplanted from 69Kto69Kto15K faster than a TikTok trend dies? “But this time is different!” Sure, Jan. 😂


The Rising Wedge of Doom 🔼🔪

That chart pattern isn’t a “bullish megaphone”—it’s a rising wedge, aka the market’s way of whispering, “Brace for impact, darling.” Yet maxis call it “strategic accumulation” as their portfolios get shredded like confetti at a FUD party. 🎉💸 (Spoiler: Thanksgiving turkey slices looked healthier. 🍗)

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Targets? More Like Tar Pits 🎯🖤

20K?∗∗Plausible.∗∗20K?∗∗Plausible.∗∗15K? Wheeze. Those “green arrows” everyone’s hyping? Plot twist: they’re pointing down 🎯⬇️. But fear not! When the dump hits, you’ll still hear the echo chamber: “BUY THE DIP! DIAMOND HANDS! 💎🙌” as hopium addicts reload their leverage.

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Therapy > TA 🛋️😭

Bitcoin maxis don’t need charts—they need a shrink. 🧠⚡ How many times must the market yeet their portfolios into the sun before they admit, “Maybe laser eyes don’t fix bear markets”? 🔫👁️‍🗨️ Yet here they are, screaming “NUMBER GO UP!” like it’s a cult mantra. Tick. Tock. ⌛ The market’s a heartless beast—it won’t care about your Elon memes.

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Final Warning: If you’re still HODLing blind, at least pack a parachute. 🪂 Because when this rocket runs out of hopium, the only thing “going to the moon” will be your margin calls. 🌕💥


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