Oh, sweet mercy! Bitcoin maxis are back, screaming “NEW ATH INCOMING! 
” like over-caffeinated parrots, while ignoring the Chernobyl-level meltdown warnings flashing on every chart. “TA is for noobs!” they chant, as RSI bearish divergences glow brighter than a Vegas strip club sign. 
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Let’s play a game: Spot the Delusion! 
The Delusional Moon Mission
Price is technically rising, but momentum? It’s dragging like a sleep-deprived dogecoin trader after a 48-hour leverage bender. 
RSI divergence? Nah, just a “glitch,” say maxis, while their hopium tanks hit E. Remember November 2021? When BTC faceplanted from 69Kto69Kto15K faster than a TikTok trend dies? “But this time is different!” Sure, Jan. 
The Rising Wedge of Doom 
That chart pattern isn’t a “bullish megaphone”—it’s a rising wedge, aka the market’s way of whispering, “Brace for impact, darling.” Yet maxis call it “strategic accumulation” as their portfolios get shredded like confetti at a FUD party. 
(Spoiler: Thanksgiving turkey slices looked healthier. 
)
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Targets? More Like Tar Pits 
20K?∗∗Plausible.∗∗20K?∗∗Plausible.∗∗15K? Wheeze. Those “green arrows” everyone’s hyping? Plot twist: they’re pointing down 
. But fear not! When the dump hits, you’ll still hear the echo chamber: “BUY THE DIP! DIAMOND HANDS! 
” as hopium addicts reload their leverage.
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Therapy > TA 
Bitcoin maxis don’t need charts—they need a shrink. 
How many times must the market yeet their portfolios into the sun before they admit, “Maybe laser eyes don’t fix bear markets”? 
Yet here they are, screaming “NUMBER GO UP!” like it’s a cult mantra. Tick. Tock. 
The market’s a heartless beast—it won’t care about your Elon memes.
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Final Warning: If you’re still HODLing blind, at least pack a parachute. 
Because when this rocket runs out of hopium, the only thing “going to the moon” will be your margin calls. 
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